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​Hello, everyone!  I'm Tyler, and I love movies just as much as the next filmmaker (which is why I took this job).  I also enjoy sharing my thoughts and feelings on films and hearing what others have to say as well.  Periodically, I'll post a review on a movie I've shared elsewhere on the worldwide web, recent theatrical releases, or a movie I've watched again and want to talk about it.  Feel free to agree, disagree, and share your own views in the comment sections below.  Movies are meant to be fun, so let's have fun talking about them.

THE   MEG

9/10/2018

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**Inspired by Screen Rant's "Pitch Meetings" featuring Ryan George**

Warner Bros. Producer:  "So you have a new movie for me?"
Screenwriter:  "Yes, sir, I do."
Producer:  "Well, I certainly hope it's based on something currently popular."
Screenwriter:  "It certainly is, sir."
Producer:  "Is it about emojis?  Because the kids are really into emojis these days."
Screenwriter:  "Oh heck no, sir.  It's a shark movie."
Producer:  "Oh!  People are into shark movies?"
Screenwriter:  "Oh, yes, sir, they sure are!"
Producer:  "Well, we should probably make a movie that adds something to the shark genre.  Does your movie involve a shark becoming part octopus?  That sounds like a thrilling action movie."
Screenwriter:  "Already been done, sir."
Producer:  "Oh, well, does your shark turn into a ghost?"
Screenwriter:  "There's also a movie about that."
Producer:  "How about a movie where the shark wears a Santa hat?"
Screenwriter:  "Santa Jaws.  Look it up. It's real."
Producer:  "I give up.  What makes your movie special?"
Screenwriter:  "I figured since you like remakes we could do a Jaws remake."
Producer:  "Oh, remakes are tight.  I love them.  It's why I rebooted Batman like three times.  And I'm probably going to do it again pretty soon."
Screenwriter:  "Please don't."
Producer:  "But didn't you write a remake for Jaws?"
Screenwriter:  "I did, but I tweaked it to where it's just different enough that people won't notice."
Producer:  "How so?"
Screenwriter:  "Super easy, barely an inconvenience.  Instead of a great white shark, it's a megalodon."
Producer:  "What's a megalodon?"
Screenwriter:  "It's the largest known shark to have existed.  It's like crazy huge.  Like, we're going to need a lot of CGI for this thing."
Producer:  "And this will fool people into thinking it's not a Jaws remake?"
Screenwriter:  "Hopefully.  I mean, it's still about a guy who had a career in saving people's lives that comes out of retirement to help defeat a shark that attacks people at a beach and uses a boat that is clearly too small to handle said shark."
Producer:  "And what's the name of this movie?  'Jaws But Bigger'?"
Screenwriter:  "I thought we could name it based off of my favorite book series The Meg since I used parts of the book to help fool people into thinking this wasn't a Jaws remake."
Producer:  "You seem to be scarily obsessed with sharks."
Screenwriter:  "Shark Week is like my Hanukkah."
Producer:  "You're weird."
Screenwriter:  "I have no life.  So what do you think of my movie?  You like it?"
Producer:  "I mean it does sound like dumb fun and a good time as long as I don't think about it too hard, but all I care about is money.  Will this movie make me money?"
Screenwriter:  "Way more than you think it would."
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